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Post by stargatebabe on Aug 29, 2024 5:54:55 GMT -6
As the world eagerly awaits CNN's upcoming interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, many people are wondering how far-reaching and hard-hitting the questions are going to be.
Through extensive media networking contacts, The Babylon Bee has obtained the following exclusive list of questions from CNN's interview with the Democratic presidential ticket:
1. "If you were one of the characters from Friends, who would you be?": We're thinking Monica, she's SUCH a boss.
2. Are you team Edward or team Jacob?: The platform we all need to know.
3. "You're, like, so amazing. Sorry, I guess that wasn't a question.": But it's SO true.
4. "Where did you come up with your brilliant idea to build a border wall?": It just came out of nowhere!
5. "What do you think about feminism? Do you like it?": Very tough, but fair question.
6. "Is it difficult being a woman in politics? Same question for you, Vice President Harris.": Finally, a moment for Tim Walz to get some attention.
7. "Are you brat? Or ARE. YOU. BRAT?": It's a trick question. She's obviously BRAT.
8. "Your opponent is basically Hitler. Can you tell us why that's bad?": The hard-hitting questions we've all come to expect from CNN.
9. "Would you rather fight 10 duck-sized Trumps or one Trump-sized duck?": Sources say Kamala will lean toward fighting the single giant duck.
10. "Can we please, please hear that adorable laugh again?": Journalism at its finest.
Powerful stuff! Leave it to CNN to only bring out the deepest, most informative, and probing questions.babylonbee.com/news/10-questions-leaked-from-cnns-harriswalz-interview/
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Post by Billy John Davy on Aug 29, 2024 6:13:21 GMT -6
this interview is going to give softball interviews a bad name.
This will be nothing more than a dnc media release.
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Post by stargatebabe on Aug 29, 2024 6:16:38 GMT -6
this interview is going to give softball interviews a bad name. This will be nothing more than a dnc media release. A total waste of time and hopefully, most intelligent people will see right through it, especially since she has to have Walz at her side! The DNC is telling the American People "Yes, we think you are too stupid to realize that this woman is so not fit to be President, she needs help not being fit!"
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Post by moody on Aug 29, 2024 6:49:15 GMT -6
this interview is going to give softball interviews a bad name. This will be nothing more than a dnc media release. A total waste of time and hopefully, most intelligent people will see right through it, especially since she has to have Walz at her side! The DNC is telling the American People "Yes, we think you are too stupid to realize that this woman is so not fit to be President, she needs help not being fit!" Yes, yet you can guarantee she will have plenty of word salad moments, and will often sound like a communist.
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Post by Billy John Davy on Aug 29, 2024 6:53:39 GMT -6
so my question is will this clown show have more edits than a Sundowner sit down?
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Post by floridaanticub on Aug 29, 2024 6:57:27 GMT -6
The interview will be brought to you by the same people visionaries who brought you “Mostly Peaceful Riots and Arson”
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Post by stargatebabe on Aug 29, 2024 6:59:18 GMT -6
A total waste of time and hopefully, most intelligent people will see right through it, especially since she has to have Walz at her side! The DNC is telling the American People "Yes, we think you are too stupid to realize that this woman is so not fit to be President, she needs help not being fit!" Yes, yet you can guarantee she will have plenty of word salad moments, and will often sound like a communist. Those are just part of the reasons why she's not fit to lead this country, IMO!
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Post by stargatebabe on Aug 29, 2024 7:00:46 GMT -6
so my question is will this clown show have more edits than a Sundowner sit down? Probably more! They'll have to edit out every time she giggles, most word salads, every idiot answer
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Post by stargatebabe on Aug 29, 2024 7:01:16 GMT -6
The interview will be brought to you by the same people visionaries who brought you “Mostly Peaceful Riots and Arson” Which shows you just how trustworthy they are!
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Post by cardiological on Aug 29, 2024 7:58:21 GMT -6
this interview is going to give softball interviews a bad name. This will be nothing more than a dnc media release. Your and stargatebabe’s pre Biden/Trump debate predictions regarding CNN questioning collapsed in ignominy. I predict you’ll be eating your words again. current-affairs.boards.net/post/16397/threadBy the way, you owe me a beer.
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Post by Billy John Davy on Aug 29, 2024 8:02:44 GMT -6
this interview is going to give softball interviews a bad name. This will be nothing more than a dnc media release. Your and stargatebabe’s pre Biden/Trump debate predictions regarding CNN questioning collapsed in ignominy. I predict you’ll be eating your words again. current-affairs.boards.net/post/16397/threadBy the way, you owe me a beer. thanks for reminding me; double or nothing on tonights clownshow being extremely soft?
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Post by cardiological on Aug 29, 2024 17:04:11 GMT -6
Your and stargatebabe’s pre Biden/Trump debate predictions regarding CNN questioning collapsed in ignominy. I predict you’ll be eating your words again. current-affairs.boards.net/post/16397/threadBy the way, you owe me a beer. thanks for reminding me; double or nothing on tonights clownshow being extremely soft? You’re on. I actually think it will be a combination of softball and hardball questions.
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Post by Billy John Davy on Aug 29, 2024 17:24:55 GMT -6
thanks for reminding me; double or nothing on tonights clownshow being extremely soft? You’re on. I actually think it will be a combination of softball and hardball questions. there will be no Hardball questions, that show was on msdnc and I think softball may be too far; t-ball questions.
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Post by cardiological on Aug 29, 2024 17:33:12 GMT -6
You’re on. I actually think it will be a combination of softball and hardball questions. there will be no Hardball questions, that show was on msdnc and I think softball may be too far; t-ball questions. A few Nolan Ryan fastballs.
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Post by Billy John Davy on Aug 29, 2024 17:37:09 GMT -6
there will be no Hardball questions, that show was on msdnc and I think softball may be too far; t-ball questions. A few Nolan Ryan fastballs. not even at his current age. you'll have to tell me about it, or I'll catch clips on twitter; I aint watching that cackling bitch and No Balz when there is football on
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