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Post by stargatebabe on Aug 12, 2024 17:43:53 GMT -6
Compare: Contrast: and some say the media aint biased as fuckThey are delusional as fuck!
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Post by stargatebabe on Aug 12, 2024 17:44:42 GMT -6
Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They AreU.S. — With citizens wondering what Vice President Kamala Harris would do differently than her current administration, Harris announced that she would release her policy positions just as soon as the polls told her what they were.
"I have a detailed vision and plan to lead America into the future, and I will tell you what it is whenever the pollsters tell me what it is," said Harris. "What I can tell you so far is that I support not taxing tips for waiters, as I already saw how Trump was polling with that."
According to sources, the campaign has asked if the media and everyone on the planet could kindly disregard everything Kamala has previously said in her life and await the new policy platform. "Nothing that Kamala has done or claimed to believe in the past should be taken as any indication of what she actually will do or what she actually believes," explained campaign aide Sheila Marks. "We would appreciate it if everyone would pretend like the last two decades of her life did not exist, and just patiently wait for the polls to come rolling in so we can tell you what she believes today."
At publishing time, Harris had unfortunately received conflicting polling data from various states and declared that her policy towards Israel was "nuking Gaza until every terrorist has met Allah" and also "pushing those dirty colonizing Jews into the sea."babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are rumor is that at next weeks convention, she and No Balz Walz will introduce their new campaign slogan; "Return America to Greatness Everywhere" (RAGE) Gotta see what the polls show first!
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Post by stargatebabe on Aug 12, 2024 17:46:38 GMT -6
Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They AreU.S. — With citizens wondering what Vice President Kamala Harris would do differently than her current administration, Harris announced that she would release her policy positions just as soon as the polls told her what they were.
"I have a detailed vision and plan to lead America into the future, and I will tell you what it is whenever the pollsters tell me what it is," said Harris. "What I can tell you so far is that I support not taxing tips for waiters, as I already saw how Trump was polling with that."
According to sources, the campaign has asked if the media and everyone on the planet could kindly disregard everything Kamala has previously said in her life and await the new policy platform. "Nothing that Kamala has done or claimed to believe in the past should be taken as any indication of what she actually will do or what she actually believes," explained campaign aide Sheila Marks. "We would appreciate it if everyone would pretend like the last two decades of her life did not exist, and just patiently wait for the polls to come rolling in so we can tell you what she believes today."
At publishing time, Harris had unfortunately received conflicting polling data from various states and declared that her policy towards Israel was "nuking Gaza until every terrorist has met Allah" and also "pushing those dirty colonizing Jews into the sea."babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are Unless I'm mistaken, there isn't any "policies" links on Kamala's website. kamalaharris.com/Haven't heard from the pollsters yet
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Post by stargatebabe on Aug 12, 2024 17:48:15 GMT -6
Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They AreU.S. — With citizens wondering what Vice President Kamala Harris would do differently than her current administration, Harris announced that she would release her policy positions just as soon as the polls told her what they were.
"I have a detailed vision and plan to lead America into the future, and I will tell you what it is whenever the pollsters tell me what it is," said Harris. "What I can tell you so far is that I support not taxing tips for waiters, as I already saw how Trump was polling with that."
According to sources, the campaign has asked if the media and everyone on the planet could kindly disregard everything Kamala has previously said in her life and await the new policy platform. "Nothing that Kamala has done or claimed to believe in the past should be taken as any indication of what she actually will do or what she actually believes," explained campaign aide Sheila Marks. "We would appreciate it if everyone would pretend like the last two decades of her life did not exist, and just patiently wait for the polls to come rolling in so we can tell you what she believes today."
At publishing time, Harris had unfortunately received conflicting polling data from various states and declared that her policy towards Israel was "nuking Gaza until every terrorist has met Allah" and also "pushing those dirty colonizing Jews into the sea."babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are That’s exactly right! I do love the Bee. Kamalaleon couldn’t run a 7/11 store. She will make note of it, and pander endlessly, as needed. You mean the woman who has never had an original thought?
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Post by stargatebabe on Aug 12, 2024 17:49:41 GMT -6
Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They AreU.S. — With citizens wondering what Vice President Kamala Harris would do differently than her current administration, Harris announced that she would release her policy positions just as soon as the polls told her what they were.
"I have a detailed vision and plan to lead America into the future, and I will tell you what it is whenever the pollsters tell me what it is," said Harris. "What I can tell you so far is that I support not taxing tips for waiters, as I already saw how Trump was polling with that."
According to sources, the campaign has asked if the media and everyone on the planet could kindly disregard everything Kamala has previously said in her life and await the new policy platform. "Nothing that Kamala has done or claimed to believe in the past should be taken as any indication of what she actually will do or what she actually believes," explained campaign aide Sheila Marks. "We would appreciate it if everyone would pretend like the last two decades of her life did not exist, and just patiently wait for the polls to come rolling in so we can tell you what she believes today."
At publishing time, Harris had unfortunately received conflicting polling data from various states and declared that her policy towards Israel was "nuking Gaza until every terrorist has met Allah" and also "pushing those dirty colonizing Jews into the sea."babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are Once again, the Bee erases the line between Satire and Democrat Party Politics... I love the Bee!
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Post by stargatebabe on Aug 12, 2024 17:50:58 GMT -6
Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They AreU.S. — With citizens wondering what Vice President Kamala Harris would do differently than her current administration, Harris announced that she would release her policy positions just as soon as the polls told her what they were.
"I have a detailed vision and plan to lead America into the future, and I will tell you what it is whenever the pollsters tell me what it is," said Harris. "What I can tell you so far is that I support not taxing tips for waiters, as I already saw how Trump was polling with that."
According to sources, the campaign has asked if the media and everyone on the planet could kindly disregard everything Kamala has previously said in her life and await the new policy platform. "Nothing that Kamala has done or claimed to believe in the past should be taken as any indication of what she actually will do or what she actually believes," explained campaign aide Sheila Marks. "We would appreciate it if everyone would pretend like the last two decades of her life did not exist, and just patiently wait for the polls to come rolling in so we can tell you what she believes today."
At publishing time, Harris had unfortunately received conflicting polling data from various states and declared that her policy towards Israel was "nuking Gaza until every terrorist has met Allah" and also "pushing those dirty colonizing Jews into the sea."babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are She is nothing but a California progressive. Her running mate is just as progressive if not more so. Yeah, neither one of them is good for this country and I just hope folks open their eyes sooner, rather than later
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Post by keefdaman on Aug 12, 2024 18:15:57 GMT -6
She is nothing but a California progressive. Her running mate is just as progressive if not more so. Yeah, neither one of them is good for this country and I just hope folks open their eyes sooner, rather than later I am still betting Trump wins. These two will be spilling their guts with progressive talk, at the convention, then a few days later their poll numbers are falling. Kamala will be speaking at the rallies not with a big smile but with gritting teeth..."We must unite and fight......" Saying "What changed? "
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Post by stargatebabe on Aug 13, 2024 6:21:42 GMT -6
Yeah, neither one of them is good for this country and I just hope folks open their eyes sooner, rather than later I am still betting Trump wins. These two will be spilling their guts with progressive talk, at the convention, then a few days later their poll numbers are falling.Kamala will be speaking at the rallies not with a big smile but with gritting teeth..."We must unite and fight......" Saying "What changed? " One can only hope! She knows nothing about "uniting"
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