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Post by stargatebabe on Aug 12, 2024 14:02:16 GMT -6
Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They AreU.S. — With citizens wondering what Vice President Kamala Harris would do differently than her current administration, Harris announced that she would release her policy positions just as soon as the polls told her what they were.
"I have a detailed vision and plan to lead America into the future, and I will tell you what it is whenever the pollsters tell me what it is," said Harris. "What I can tell you so far is that I support not taxing tips for waiters, as I already saw how Trump was polling with that."
According to sources, the campaign has asked if the media and everyone on the planet could kindly disregard everything Kamala has previously said in her life and await the new policy platform. "Nothing that Kamala has done or claimed to believe in the past should be taken as any indication of what she actually will do or what she actually believes," explained campaign aide Sheila Marks. "We would appreciate it if everyone would pretend like the last two decades of her life did not exist, and just patiently wait for the polls to come rolling in so we can tell you what she believes today."
At publishing time, Harris had unfortunately received conflicting polling data from various states and declared that her policy towards Israel was "nuking Gaza until every terrorist has met Allah" and also "pushing those dirty colonizing Jews into the sea."babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are
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Post by Billy John Davy on Aug 12, 2024 14:14:52 GMT -6
Compare:  Contrast:  and some say the media aint biased as fuck |
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Post by Billy John Davy on Aug 12, 2024 14:27:33 GMT -6
Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They AreU.S. — With citizens wondering what Vice President Kamala Harris would do differently than her current administration, Harris announced that she would release her policy positions just as soon as the polls told her what they were.
"I have a detailed vision and plan to lead America into the future, and I will tell you what it is whenever the pollsters tell me what it is," said Harris. "What I can tell you so far is that I support not taxing tips for waiters, as I already saw how Trump was polling with that."
According to sources, the campaign has asked if the media and everyone on the planet could kindly disregard everything Kamala has previously said in her life and await the new policy platform. "Nothing that Kamala has done or claimed to believe in the past should be taken as any indication of what she actually will do or what she actually believes," explained campaign aide Sheila Marks. "We would appreciate it if everyone would pretend like the last two decades of her life did not exist, and just patiently wait for the polls to come rolling in so we can tell you what she believes today."
At publishing time, Harris had unfortunately received conflicting polling data from various states and declared that her policy towards Israel was "nuking Gaza until every terrorist has met Allah" and also "pushing those dirty colonizing Jews into the sea."babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are rumor is that at next weeks convention, she and No Balz Walz will introduce their new campaign slogan; "Return America to Greatness Everywhere" (RAGE) |
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Post by momof3 on Aug 12, 2024 14:29:22 GMT -6
Compare: Contrast: and some say the media aint biased as fuck Are those real? If so, then the media is more corrupt and unbalanced than I ever imagined. |
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Post by JDCJJ on Aug 12, 2024 14:30:27 GMT -6
Compare: Contrast: and some say the media aint biased as fuck Are those real? If so, then the media is more corrupt and unbalanced than I ever imagined. Yes....we all don't hate the media enough. |
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Post by Billy John Davy on Aug 12, 2024 14:30:44 GMT -6
Compare: Contrast: and some say the media aint biased as fuck Are those real? If so, then the media is more corrupt and unbalanced than I ever imagined. yup. Authentic. |
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Post by froggy on Aug 12, 2024 14:30:47 GMT -6
Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They AreU.S. — With citizens wondering what Vice President Kamala Harris would do differently than her current administration, Harris announced that she would release her policy positions just as soon as the polls told her what they were.
"I have a detailed vision and plan to lead America into the future, and I will tell you what it is whenever the pollsters tell me what it is," said Harris. "What I can tell you so far is that I support not taxing tips for waiters, as I already saw how Trump was polling with that."
According to sources, the campaign has asked if the media and everyone on the planet could kindly disregard everything Kamala has previously said in her life and await the new policy platform. "Nothing that Kamala has done or claimed to believe in the past should be taken as any indication of what she actually will do or what she actually believes," explained campaign aide Sheila Marks. "We would appreciate it if everyone would pretend like the last two decades of her life did not exist, and just patiently wait for the polls to come rolling in so we can tell you what she believes today."
At publishing time, Harris had unfortunately received conflicting polling data from various states and declared that her policy towards Israel was "nuking Gaza until every terrorist has met Allah" and also "pushing those dirty colonizing Jews into the sea."babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are rumor is that at next weeks convention, she and No Balz Walz will introduce their new campaign slogan; "Return America to Greatness Everywhere" (RAGE) Odd that she hasn't been doing this for the past 3 years. |
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Post by JDCJJ on Aug 12, 2024 14:31:55 GMT -6
Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They AreU.S. — With citizens wondering what Vice President Kamala Harris would do differently than her current administration, Harris announced that she would release her policy positions just as soon as the polls told her what they were.
"I have a detailed vision and plan to lead America into the future, and I will tell you what it is whenever the pollsters tell me what it is," said Harris. "What I can tell you so far is that I support not taxing tips for waiters, as I already saw how Trump was polling with that."
According to sources, the campaign has asked if the media and everyone on the planet could kindly disregard everything Kamala has previously said in her life and await the new policy platform. "Nothing that Kamala has done or claimed to believe in the past should be taken as any indication of what she actually will do or what she actually believes," explained campaign aide Sheila Marks. "We would appreciate it if everyone would pretend like the last two decades of her life did not exist, and just patiently wait for the polls to come rolling in so we can tell you what she believes today."
At publishing time, Harris had unfortunately received conflicting polling data from various states and declared that her policy towards Israel was "nuking Gaza until every terrorist has met Allah" and also "pushing those dirty colonizing Jews into the sea."babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are Unless I'm mistaken, there isn't any "policies" links on Kamala's website. kamalaharris.com/ |
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Post by moody on Aug 12, 2024 14:35:40 GMT -6
Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They AreU.S. — With citizens wondering what Vice President Kamala Harris would do differently than her current administration, Harris announced that she would release her policy positions just as soon as the polls told her what they were.
"I have a detailed vision and plan to lead America into the future, and I will tell you what it is whenever the pollsters tell me what it is," said Harris. "What I can tell you so far is that I support not taxing tips for waiters, as I already saw how Trump was polling with that."
According to sources, the campaign has asked if the media and everyone on the planet could kindly disregard everything Kamala has previously said in her life and await the new policy platform. "Nothing that Kamala has done or claimed to believe in the past should be taken as any indication of what she actually will do or what she actually believes," explained campaign aide Sheila Marks. "We would appreciate it if everyone would pretend like the last two decades of her life did not exist, and just patiently wait for the polls to come rolling in so we can tell you what she believes today."
At publishing time, Harris had unfortunately received conflicting polling data from various states and declared that her policy towards Israel was "nuking Gaza until every terrorist has met Allah" and also "pushing those dirty colonizing Jews into the sea."babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are That’s exactly right! I do love the Bee. Kamalaleon couldn’t run a 7/11 store. She will make note of it, and pander endlessly, as needed. |
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Post by momof3 on Aug 12, 2024 14:39:49 GMT -6
Are those real? If so, then the media is more corrupt and unbalanced than I ever imagined. Yes....we all don't hate the media enough. Wow….and I agree… |
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Post by momof3 on Aug 12, 2024 14:40:17 GMT -6
Are those real? If so, then the media is more corrupt and unbalanced than I ever imagined. yup. Authentic. That is insane. How can any American see this as okay? |
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Post by captbudman on Aug 12, 2024 14:50:31 GMT -6
Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They AreU.S. — With citizens wondering what Vice President Kamala Harris would do differently than her current administration, Harris announced that she would release her policy positions just as soon as the polls told her what they were.
"I have a detailed vision and plan to lead America into the future, and I will tell you what it is whenever the pollsters tell me what it is," said Harris. "What I can tell you so far is that I support not taxing tips for waiters, as I already saw how Trump was polling with that."
According to sources, the campaign has asked if the media and everyone on the planet could kindly disregard everything Kamala has previously said in her life and await the new policy platform. "Nothing that Kamala has done or claimed to believe in the past should be taken as any indication of what she actually will do or what she actually believes," explained campaign aide Sheila Marks. "We would appreciate it if everyone would pretend like the last two decades of her life did not exist, and just patiently wait for the polls to come rolling in so we can tell you what she believes today."
At publishing time, Harris had unfortunately received conflicting polling data from various states and declared that her policy towards Israel was "nuking Gaza until every terrorist has met Allah" and also "pushing those dirty colonizing Jews into the sea."babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are Once again, the Bee erases the line between Satire and Democrat Party Politics... |
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Post by momof3 on Aug 12, 2024 14:51:30 GMT -6
It is interesting that CBS would spin it the way they did with Trump. Why not say it will “put $250 billion back into everyday American’s hands over the next ten years”? The government has proven it can’t handle our money wisely.
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Post by Billy John Davy on Aug 12, 2024 16:35:50 GMT -6
Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They AreU.S. — With citizens wondering what Vice President Kamala Harris would do differently than her current administration, Harris announced that she would release her policy positions just as soon as the polls told her what they were.
"I have a detailed vision and plan to lead America into the future, and I will tell you what it is whenever the pollsters tell me what it is," said Harris. "What I can tell you so far is that I support not taxing tips for waiters, as I already saw how Trump was polling with that."
According to sources, the campaign has asked if the media and everyone on the planet could kindly disregard everything Kamala has previously said in her life and await the new policy platform. "Nothing that Kamala has done or claimed to believe in the past should be taken as any indication of what she actually will do or what she actually believes," explained campaign aide Sheila Marks. "We would appreciate it if everyone would pretend like the last two decades of her life did not exist, and just patiently wait for the polls to come rolling in so we can tell you what she believes today."
At publishing time, Harris had unfortunately received conflicting polling data from various states and declared that her policy towards Israel was "nuking Gaza until every terrorist has met Allah" and also "pushing those dirty colonizing Jews into the sea."babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are Once again, the Bee erases the line between Satire and Democrat Party Politics... another proposed Sidepiece No Balz campaign slogan under consideration is Return America to Prosperity Eventually (RAPE) |
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Post by keefdaman on Aug 12, 2024 17:14:07 GMT -6
Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They AreU.S. — With citizens wondering what Vice President Kamala Harris would do differently than her current administration, Harris announced that she would release her policy positions just as soon as the polls told her what they were.
"I have a detailed vision and plan to lead America into the future, and I will tell you what it is whenever the pollsters tell me what it is," said Harris. "What I can tell you so far is that I support not taxing tips for waiters, as I already saw how Trump was polling with that."
According to sources, the campaign has asked if the media and everyone on the planet could kindly disregard everything Kamala has previously said in her life and await the new policy platform. "Nothing that Kamala has done or claimed to believe in the past should be taken as any indication of what she actually will do or what she actually believes," explained campaign aide Sheila Marks. "We would appreciate it if everyone would pretend like the last two decades of her life did not exist, and just patiently wait for the polls to come rolling in so we can tell you what she believes today."
At publishing time, Harris had unfortunately received conflicting polling data from various states and declared that her policy towards Israel was "nuking Gaza until every terrorist has met Allah" and also "pushing those dirty colonizing Jews into the sea."babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are She is nothing but a California progressive. Her running mate is just as progressive if not more so. |
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