‘Trump Will Start World War III,’ Says Party Autographing Bo

U.S. — Politicians continue to admonish Trump supporters, warning that a vote for Donald Trump is a vote for World War III. This latest series of warnings comes amidst a campaign stop for Kamala Harris where various Democrats were seen autographing various bombs, missiles, and other implements of destruction for the public.

"Donald Trump is going to wipe out our very existence with his endless wars," said Governor Josh Shapiro as he signed a medium-range cluster bomb destined for detonation over Russia.

The U.S. is currently involved in pseudo-wars in both Ukraine and Israel, but Democrats are convinced that the seeds of what began during Biden's reign will ferment into full-scale nuclear war the very moment Trump takes office. "We must de-escalate immediately!" Nancy Pelosi said as she signed a long-range missile that will be launched at a Russian daycare. "Trump is going to blow up so many babies."

At publishing time, an unexploded GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb (MOAB) signed by Barack Obama was going for over $10,000 on eBay.