Post by stargatebabe on Oct 22, 2024 6:34:18 GMT -6
10 Reasons You Can Totally Trust The Government With Your Money
Everyone knows there's no more efficient organization than the United States government. Everything they touch flourishes and succeeds.
Here are ten totally sensible reasons why you should completely trust the government with your hard-earned cash.
1. The government always makes super sound financial decisions: The United States government has never wasted a single dollar, ever.
2. If they lose it, they can always print more: Problem solved. There are no consequences to printing money.
3. They're so great at keeping track of things, like crime statistics: You can definitely trust that they'll be great at keeping track of all the money you send them.
4. Nancy Pelosi has a hot stock tip and she wants your money so she can invest it wisely: What are you gonna do? Just let her suffer?
5. You can totally trust them with your kids: So why not with your money?
6. If you kept it for yourself you would spend it on groceries, gas, and rent: What a waste.
7. They'll use it for useful things like making coronaviruses, investing in foreign wars, funding sex changes for illegal immigrants, and investing in foreign wars: Oh wait we already said that one.
8. The Democrats have made it very clear we all have to pay our fair share: Don't be selfish, comrade!
9. Just look at Chuck Schumer. Would a guy with a face like that ever lie to you?: What a kind and trustworthy face.
10. Because if you don't give the government your money you go straight to jail: Probably the best reason of all.
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Everyone knows there's no more efficient organization than the United States government. Everything they touch flourishes and succeeds.
Here are ten totally sensible reasons why you should completely trust the government with your hard-earned cash.
1. The government always makes super sound financial decisions: The United States government has never wasted a single dollar, ever.
2. If they lose it, they can always print more: Problem solved. There are no consequences to printing money.
3. They're so great at keeping track of things, like crime statistics: You can definitely trust that they'll be great at keeping track of all the money you send them.
4. Nancy Pelosi has a hot stock tip and she wants your money so she can invest it wisely: What are you gonna do? Just let her suffer?
5. You can totally trust them with your kids: So why not with your money?
6. If you kept it for yourself you would spend it on groceries, gas, and rent: What a waste.
7. They'll use it for useful things like making coronaviruses, investing in foreign wars, funding sex changes for illegal immigrants, and investing in foreign wars: Oh wait we already said that one.
8. The Democrats have made it very clear we all have to pay our fair share: Don't be selfish, comrade!
9. Just look at Chuck Schumer. Would a guy with a face like that ever lie to you?: What a kind and trustworthy face.
10. Because if you don't give the government your money you go straight to jail: Probably the best reason of all.
babylonbee.com/news/10-reasons-you-can-totally-trust-the-government-with-your-money/
Love, love, love the Bee!
