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Post by Bighorn66 on Apr 22, 2024 14:43:15 GMT -6
I thought I would start a thread where posters could list the terrible movies they’ve wasted part of their lives and help spare us the same fate.
I’ll start with Rebel Moon (part1).
Terrible.
Terrible acting
Unbelievable plot
A stupid scene with a half spider half human opponent
I dare you to watch it and come back here and tell me you thought it was really good.
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Post by dicktar on Apr 22, 2024 16:23:20 GMT -6
I don't see Zack Snyder movies. Not after Man of Steel.
So...Man of Steel.
But the worst experience I've had recently in a theater was Killers of the Flower Moon. Great book. The movie is 4 hours of horsehit.
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Post by Billy John Davy on Apr 22, 2024 16:35:40 GMT -6
Maximum Overdrive
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Post by Bighorn66 on Apr 23, 2024 11:58:51 GMT -6
I don't see Zack Snyder movies. Not after Man of Steel. So...Man of Steel. But the worst experience I've had recently in a theater was Killers of the Flower Moon. Great book. The movie is 4 hours of horsehit. I liked Killers of the Flower Moon I’ll admit I am not a sophisticated fellow, so what did you not like? |
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Post by dicktar on Apr 23, 2024 15:34:58 GMT -6
I don't see Zack Snyder movies. Not after Man of Steel. So...Man of Steel. But the worst experience I've had recently in a theater was Killers of the Flower Moon. Great book. The movie is 4 hours of horsehit. I liked Killers of the Flower Moon I’ll admit I am not a sophisticated fellow, so what did you not like? I seriously don't know where to begin, but I know where to end: the decision to downplay the procedural plot in favor of focusing on every tedious, repetitive detail of Ernest talking to first one lackey and then another is the most misguided move in a film adaptation I can think of. So, they didn't want to do a White Savior narrative--fine. But then instead of telling the story from the POV of an Osage character, they put Leo in every damn frame of the movie. If you're going to be cynical, then your movie should at least be entertaining. Lily G. is great, but she's barely in it, and all she does is lie in bed helplessly. |
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Post by tekriter on Apr 23, 2024 16:08:07 GMT -6
Bluebeard, from 1972.
When it was released, I was your normal hetero teenager. This movie had Raquel Welch, Joey Heatherton, Sybil Danning, Virna Lisi and others in various states of undress, and I didn’t even stay until the end.
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Post by Cool Papa Con on Apr 24, 2024 5:55:46 GMT -6
Jupiter Ascending
Matrix Um… whatever the newest one was
The first two I didn’t watch, but Napoleon w/Joaquin Phoenix I did and it was boring. How can you make a movie about Napoleon boring!? Well, you focus on Josephine… because???
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Post by dicktar on Apr 24, 2024 15:22:11 GMT -6
Jupiter Ascending Matrix Um… whatever the newest one was The first two I didn’t watch, but Napoleon w/Joaquin Phoenix I did and it was boring. How can you make a movie about Napoleon boring!? Well, you focus on Josephine… because??? God, Jupiter Ascending was terrible. Eddie Redmayne...dear lord. Top of the list of worst performances by good actors. I saw Napoleon, but I couldn't describe a single thing about it. That says it all. |
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Post by Bighorn66 on Apr 24, 2024 18:44:18 GMT -6
Jupiter Ascending Matrix Um… whatever the newest one was The first two I didn’t watch, but Napoleon w/Joaquin Phoenix I did and it was boring. How can you make a movie about Napoleon boring!? Well, you focus on Josephine… because??? I started watching a Jupiter Ascending, but I didn’t make 30 minutes. At least Rebel Moon starts out better. |
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Post by Cool Papa Con on Apr 25, 2024 4:23:18 GMT -6
Jupiter Ascending Matrix Um… whatever the newest one was The first two I didn’t watch, but Napoleon w/Joaquin Phoenix I did and it was boring. How can you make a movie about Napoleon boring!? Well, you focus on Josephine… because??? God, Jupiter Ascending was terrible. Eddie Redmayne...dear lord. Top of the list of worst performances by good actors. I saw Napoleon, but I couldn't describe a single thing about it. That says it all. It was a slog to get through. In some weird way, I thought I was watching Arthur Fleck (Joker) portraying Napoleon. The only difference was, he didn’t have a laughing condition. The sequences where they showed him interacting with Josephine were awkward, and honestly felt like a different movie. The battle scenes looked like they could be cool, but like you said, I don’t recall a damn thing about them. |
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Post by Cool Papa Con on Apr 25, 2024 4:25:19 GMT -6
Jupiter Ascending Matrix Um… whatever the newest one was The first two I didn’t watch, but Napoleon w/Joaquin Phoenix I did and it was boring. How can you make a movie about Napoleon boring!? Well, you focus on Josephine… because??? I started watching a Jupiter Ascending, but I didn’t make 30 minutes. At least Rebel Moon starts out better. I strayed away from both, largely because I just didn’t trust the directors after some bad projects they’d done recently. So, on both occasions, I waited for the critics and oh boy did they have something to say… |
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